English As She is Spoke, by Pedro Carolino; 1884; Appleton, New York
The book was intended as a Portuguese-English conversational guide or phrase book, but is regarded as a classic source of unintentional humour, as the given English translations are generally completely incoherent. Carolino added Fonseca’s name to the book without the latter knowing about it. Fonseca had written a successful Portuguese-French phrase book, which Carolino adapted.
Mark Twain: “Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect.”
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Housed at: Internet Archive | From: California Digital Library |
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Underlying Work: PD Worldwide | Digital Copy: No Additional Rights |
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