
Caption Competition

Past Winners

#12“Do you have something for...(whispers) reptile dysfunction?”submitted by Maya St. Clair via Instagram

#11“OK, she made me make a small list of what bothers her about you”submitted by Luis Eduardo Cavi via Facebook

#10“When you saw only one set of footprints, / It was then that I carried you.”submitted by Verity Holloway via Twitter

#9The Invention of the Umpire Face Mask, 1885submitted by Garrett Werner via Twitter

#8“The Ark will be leaving first thing Tuesday morning. All animals need to be loaded by 9:00 Monday night. Unicorn are you listening?”submitted by Greta Bahnemann via Facebook

#7“Where we’re going you won’t need pants.”submitted by @Jockybat via Instagram

#6Early attempts at the Roomba were often more work than simply sweeping the floor yourself.submitted by Phil Wood

#5The inventor of the LOLcat instantly regretted what he had done.submitted by David Haden

#4“I thought you asked if I had protection?”submitted by Mike Case, from Maryland, U.S.A.

#3“Sir Joshua Kindell’s reading device offers paperwhite pages and stores up to 12 books. Carry case available.”submitted by Andrew Chapman, Oxfordshire, UK

#2“When I said I wanted a crowbar…”submitted by Ollie Mustill, from London, UK

#1“Oh, yes. The entrée is definitely locally sourced.”submitted by Amy Vail, from Rochester, U.S.A.