#12“Do you have something for...(whispers) reptile dysfunction?”submitted by Maya St. Clair via Instagram
#11“OK, she made me make a small list of what bothers her about you”submitted by Luis Eduardo Cavi via Facebook
#9The Invention of the Umpire Face Mask, 1885submitted by Garrett Werner via Twitter
#8“The Ark will be leaving first thing Tuesday morning. All animals need to be loaded by 9:00 Monday night. Unicorn are you listening?”submitted by Greta Bahnemann via Facebook
#7“Where we’re going you won’t need pants.”submitted by @Jockybat via Instagram
#6Early attempts at the Roomba were often more work than simply sweeping the floor yourself.submitted by Phil Wood
#5The inventor of the LOLcat instantly regretted what he had done.submitted by David Haden
#4“I thought you asked if I had protection?”submitted by Mike Case, from Maryland, U.S.A.
#3“Sir Joshua Kindell’s reading device offers paperwhite pages and stores up to 12 books. Carry case available.”submitted by Andrew Chapman, Oxfordshire, UK
#2“When I said I wanted a crowbar…”submitted by Ollie Mustill, from London, UK
#1“Oh, yes. The entrée is definitely locally sourced.”submitted by Amy Vail, from Rochester, U.S.A.